Autor: Bogdan Haehne (haehne_at_bitbank.petex.rzeszow.pl)
Data: Sun 07 Jan 1996 - 23:19:42 MET
Taka pioseneczke podeslali mi milosnicy Mac'a i firmy Apple
z zyczeniami noworocznymi.
Jak ktos chce to niech sobie pospiewa.
Bogdan
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>Da sie ja spiewac na melodie bardzo popularnej wsrod anglosasow
>"The Twelve Days of Christmas".
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>Enjoy!
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>Jan
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From: Gil Glass, gil.glass_at_Controls.Eurotherm.com
I am the author of this masterpiece. I give you full and unconditional
permission to publish it on your web page.
NOTE: I experienced each an everyone of these headaches, although not
necessarily in the indicated quantities, during my first week using
Windows 95.
12 Days of Microsoft Christmas
by Gil Glass
(trust me, it's singable)
On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Windows 95 for my PC
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
6 ints conflictin'
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
7 files missin'
6 ints conflictin'
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
8 Megs overflowin'
7 files missin'
6 ints conflictin'
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
9 apps a crashin'
8 Megs overflowin'
7 files missin'
6 ints conflictin'
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
10 modes not supported
9 apps a crashin'
8 Megs overflowin'
7 files missin'
6 ints conflictin'
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
11 instructions faulty
10 modes not supported
9 apps a crashin'
8 Megs overflowin'
7 files missin'
6 ints conflictin'
5 eighty six 4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC
On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
12 sound cards silent
11 instructions faulty
10 modes not supported
9 apps a crashin'
8 Megs overflowin'
7 files missin'
6 ints conflictin'
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC
<FIN>
And now, the long awaited folow-up:
On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: A Macintosh instead
of a PC
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to...hey wait a minute,
this thing works...
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